October 2011
Whenever we have guests over my parents are all lovely and nice →
But as soon as the guests leave it’s like
When I wake up on my birthday:
What I expect my parents have planned:
What they actually do:
"I'd be scared of calling 911 for anything because they tape those phone calls. You know that shit's private." :
THEY PLAY THAT SHIT ON THE NEWS 40 TIMES A DAY. ALL MY FRIENDS AT THE FUNERAL ARE ALL GOING LIKE:
When you're walking in the hall and you see your friends sitting in their class.. →
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You’re all like
They see you and are all like
Then the teacher sees you and they’re all like
So you’re just all like










